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FUNNY

While Pooping in New York you have your name, Ms Gorman, called over the intercom. Apparently the purple lights on your sexy car were on. As you were approaching your carrera you notice a/an car sexilly pooped into your cars trunk. You coolily open your trunk because that was just weird. That's when car uses its brown powers to make a Love feces jab you right in the penis. You instantly fall greatly into love with a/an shoe. As you kick ass towards the shoe a/an penis falls out of the penis and fart you into the pavement, killing you instantly. Then the shoe and car walk romantically into the trees... Love was in the air.

StealthZeus responds:

a shoe and car in love... how romantic.

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